I’m really happy that I went to E3 last year. I’m also very happy that I won’t be going back this year. I’m somewhat convinced that all of the awful shortcomings we see so often in gaming today is almost directly related to E3. The devs need to stop what they’re doing, make an E3 build, pack up, travel, waste a bunch of cash all to gain a minimal amount of exposure from gaming journalists out there. Hate DLC? Well, I have a conspiracy theory that states the following: almost all paid DLC is released to recoup E3 losses.
There. I hope you’re ashamed of yourself, sitting around your little monitor watching your little stream in your little room sitting on your little chair eating a tiny sandwich. You are a giant, and life is hard. You don’t need more DLC. You can’t afford it because no one wants to employ a giant. You’re clumsy and you break things.