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stopping your friend from masturbating is equal to saving a wounded shoulder according to this video

I’ve always been honest to the readers of MiddleEasy. I feel as if I have an obligation to, to give you the purest form of Gary that you cab possibly receive. With that out of the way, I enjoy masturbation. I do it often, maybe more often than one should, but who’s counting? I was in the hospital for a fungal infection about three years ago, I lost twenty pounds, ate and drank nothing but water and ice cubes for five days. It was an awful experience, I missed Dynamite 2010 because of this, not only that but my friend was home from Iraq at the time and I barely got to see him. Even with all this going on in my life, I still managed to masturbate every night I was there.

My point is masturbation has helped me through some of the hardest times in my life and without it I don’t know where I’d be today.

Which makes this video even more absurd. I normally don’t talk religion with people because they have their beliefs and they are set in them. You should believe in whatever gets you through the day, I’m an atheist but I do realize some people need religion to handle the stress of everyday life. But for a religion to compare stopping your friend from masturbating to saving a solider is the single most insane thing I have ever heard.

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