The adrenaline dump. Muscle acidosis. Freaking out and then getting real tired. All of the aforementioned things happened to red shorts in this classic case of grappler Vs. striker. Red shorts comes out like a motivated Penn in the first round and then gasses after some nasty and extremely dangerous grappling on the cement parking
It’s a violent world out there. Kids being picked last on dodge ball teams, uncooperative teammates on Battlefield 3, PETA consistently making you feel horrible for enjoying the taste of a well-cooked hamburger. Sometimes diplomacy is just not enough to get your point across. While we don’t advocate violence on MiddleEasy unless it’s under the
Here we have a battle royale style Street MMA match which looks to be instigated by the ultimate punctuation to any argument – the water splash. That’s right, the childhood insult might as well be a Diaz brother middle finger in this wild Street MMA taking someplace in the ocean. Luckily for everyone involved they
Russians are fearless, this is the only way to explain why this guy would walk up to a giant, plush tiger wearing a gi and a black belt and start messing with it. It’s been a common rule around the MiddleEasy offices that you do not screw around with black belts and use their tails
In a world where New York legislators think it’s fair to keep child pornography legal while making sure MMA stays illegal, citizens often find themselves visiting one of countless local watering holes like the one in the video today. Not sure if this was filmed in New York, it probably wasn’t, but this is the
It seems like the only guy who didn’t know a Street MMA match can (and will) go down anytime, anywhere, was this poor soul attempting to remove himself from this earth by laying down in front of a car on a Russian motorway. First off: what a stupid way to attempt suicide. I doubt laying
Now that significant others are allowed to corner fighters in the institution of Street MMA, it goes without saying that the paradigm has shifted forever. The only thing this video needs is a celebrity appearance by Weng-Weng towards the end in order to cement itself in the vein of mainstream culture. Weng-weng has the power
I’ve never been knocked out from a punch, but I have awoken in bizarre and unusual places with strange bruises sporadically spread on my body. If Jagermeister has one-punch knockout properties, then I’ve felt the business end of its fist more than once. At MiddleEasy, we would never suggest that you practice MMA in the
UFC Sweden came to an end and Siyar Bahadurzada’s incredible performance that still has me jumping up and down on my shag rug. It has been at least an hour and I’m still bouncing. If I was wearing a sauna suit, I’d probably have lost enough weight to compete at flyweight by now. In retrospect,
There was a time on this planet when your personal self-worth was directly determined by the amount of quarters you needed to insert into an arcade to successfully beat it. Action side-scroller games flowed in the aisles of local supermarkets like liquid back in the mid-90s. It’s safe to say that if you’re a member
Oh wow! The latest Lesson in Street MMA just made us jump out of our chairs at the MiddleEasy office, exchange high fives and howl in the air like a victorious Rampage Jackson! We’ve watched this video no less than eight times now and it only keeps getting better. We can’t even attempt to keep
Hockey is a cool sport to accidentally spill your beer over a person sitting next to you and immediately get kicked out of whatever place you were in. This is all from experience, which is the sole reason why I’m no longer a hockey fan. I don’t need to get removed from any more places.
No holiday lends itself to more Lessons in Street MMA than St. Patrick’s Day. The alcohol is flowing, people are roaming the streets, and that ‘Fightin Irish’ spirit is injected into everyone like some fine, green, testosterone. We here at MiddleEasy don’t condone Street MMA, but we will watch it and share it with you
The video starts right as the action is getting underway, so we don’t know if there was any prior grappling to the ‘shorts throw’ we see to open the bout. We have a feeling they were staring down and it led into the shorts grapple, which in in turn leads to skins taking the full
Upon writing this article, I realized that Ronda Rousey has undoubtedly been involved in a number of incidents of Street MMA as a kid. One could only assume that the outcome of her fights and the outcome of this video bears a strong resemblance. Keep in mind we don’t encourage our readers to engage in
I’ve never been knocked out from a punch, but I have awoken in bizarre and unusual places with strange bruises sporadically spread on my body. If Jagermeister has one-punch knockout properties, then I’ve felt the business end of its fist more than once. At MiddleEasy, we would never suggest that you practice MMA in the