Hockey is a cool sport to accidentally spill your beer over a person sitting next to you and immediately get kicked out of whatever place you were in. This is all from experience, which is the sole reason why I’m no longer a hockey fan. I don’t need to get removed from any more places. Perhaps I need to, but I just don’t want to. In fact, I don’t want to get punched in the face and increase my probability of directly face planting on ice. I’m staying off ice for the rest of the day to ensure this. I won’t even get a Slurpee.
I’m sure you’re guilty of salivating in front of your television as a hockey fight went down on national television. Now just imagine three separate fights, all occurring at the same time in the same state that bans MMA. You can almost taste the irony in this one, yet check out the brawl between the New York Rangers and the New Jersey Devils that occurred last night — and props to Rangers for clinching a playoff spot with their win. [Source]