A Lesson in Street MMA: Sometimes a failed suicide attempt can turn into a one sided Street MMA match

It seems like the only guy who didn’t know a Street MMA match can (and will) go down anytime, anywhere, was this poor soul attempting to remove himself from this earth by laying down in front of a car on a Russian motorway. First off: what a stupid way to attempt suicide. I doubt laying down in front of a car has the highest probability for a quick/painless death, especially when the driver of the car has a dashboard mounted camera and he’s already warmed up for a Street MMA bout. Secondly: I don’t think we’ve ever had a concerned mother/daughter duo as an audience before…

Watch one of the weirdest and most one-sided Street MMA matches in Street MMA history. And kids: talk to someone if you’re feeling depressed. Don’t lay in a motorway.

 

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Edit: Apparently it wasn’t a suicide attempt, the dude was trying to get paid. Or so MiddleEasy uber-fan and Russian Ted Malakhov told us:

But what if the car ran him over and he died? Would it not be suicide?

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Published on May 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm
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