Trump MMA: Protect Yourself At All Times During a Donald Trump Rally

At Middle Easy, we like to distance ourselves from the politics of the world. That’s for the suits, the newspaper readers, people who have 401(k)s and know what they are. However, we sure do love it when people start fighting each other and it just so happens that Donald Trump rallies are basically Thunderdome. That’s why we introduce Street MMA’s polo-wearing cousin: Trump MMA.

The beautiful combination was right there in front of us and it was only a matter of time before the two married. Then, like a violent and ignorant epiphany, CNN did a story today comparing Trump’s campaign to cage fighting:

“Both Trump and UFC present an unusual and dangerous spectacle that is compelling to many Americans.”

So, from now on anytime shit gets real at a Trump appearance or blood is shed in his name, we will be there. Let’s make America violent again! And also put that slogan on as much cheap merchandise as we can!

We’ll start with the latest fight in Arizona. This edition of Trump MMA features a sucker punch followed up by multiple soccer kicks letting us know that Trump rallies are all about Pride rules.

We hope CNN is right and this segment is compelling to many Americans.

Let’s see that from a cell phone taken from behind:

Published on March 25, 2016 at 3:15 am
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