Imagine a car engine solely fueled by 100 miniature Carlos Condits throwing spinning sh*t and Nick Diaz mocking every last one of them. It wouldn’t even need gas, Diaz’s condescending tone would be enough energy to get from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. Alexander Shelemenko could get in on this new alternative energy as well. However we know that with enough time General Motors would eventually buy them out and suppress the technology so the planet can continue to be terraformed with noxious clouds of gas in order to prepare Earth for when our alien rulers make their return.
Still, before that inevitable doomsday event happens, there’s still much life left to live. You can start by watching this edition of A Lesson in Street MMA, compliments of Vine.
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