A Lesson in Street MMA: Never come at someone with a bat, or this may happen to you…

At the heart of every comic book superhero argument, we must always be reminded that Batman has no super powers. He isn’t a mutant. Batman doesn’t originate from some distant planet. The guy was born in Gotham City to a family of aristocrats. Bruce Wayne is an angry dude with an unlimited supply of weapons. He’s like the comic book version of the guy in Grand Theft Auto 3. Let’s all come to a common understanding that if Batman was on a one-on-one battle with even the mildest superhero, he would lose — miserably. Batman is a cop with a cape. That’s it.

I feel like that paragraph ended on a bad note. Didn’t mean for it to be like that. Here, I’ll make it up with this new edition of A Lesson in Street MMA. Props to Gonzo for the +100 news tip.

Published on May 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm
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