Win 60 days of Collagen Sport for creating the greatest MMA haiku ever

Here’s my last-ditch effort to get you in shape for 2012. With the Mayan Calendar ending on December 21st 2012, we don’t know what physical maneuvers we may have to endure to effectively duck the impending apocalypse. If you’re thrown into a scenario in which you have to outrun the armageddon, you better do it knowing that you’re at the top of your athletic game. That’s where Collagen Sport comes into play. Welcome to a four-stage nutritional supplement designed to help you refuel, recover, regenerate and replenish. Rest assured, all of those activities will be needed if you plan on evading doomsday.

Collagen Sport wants to give you a 60-day supply of their synthetic-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, lactose-free nutritional supplement. This is the same stuff Frankie Edgar uses — and he’s the UFC lightweight champion. NeoCell has provided a rather thorough rundown of Collagen Sport on their official site, so feel free to gather some nutritional knowledge, free of charge. What’s also free of charge is this 60-day supply of Collagen Sport that we have sitting around — and here’s how you can win it…


We want to read the greatest MMA haiku known to humanity — and it’s your job to come up with it. The haiku could be anything MMA related. Of course, the greatest haiku will eventually win a free 60-day supply of Collagen Sport in either Belgian Chocolate or French Vanilla (or both). Here’s a brief example that I’ve whipped up to get your brains cranking:

Cro Cop with blue wings

Flying past edible sharks

Through time and through space

Note to everyone, if your haiku is as horrible as mine — don’t expect to get even close to winning. The underlying structure of a haiku is three lines, with the first line being five ‘moras’ (or syllables), second line contains seven moras, and the final line contains three. So a 5-7-5 structure. Hope that didn’t confuse you, but if it did then you may need to retake 6th grade literature.

As of now, the contest is open to anyone on the planet unless instructed differently by the folks at Neocell Sport.

How to win:

You must be a registered user on with a valid email to enter. Publish your creative MMA haiku in the comment section below. The haiku with the most thumbs-ups by January 29th 4:00pm EST will win a 60-day supply of Collage Sport. It’s as simple as that.

Now go, be creative!

Published on January 25, 2012 at 4:17 am
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