Where I live in Hollywood, CA, I pay extra just to have a view of the Hollywood sign from my pad. At 24-hour Fitness on Sunset Ave., I have to pay just to use their parking lot. Fortunately there’s no cover charge at Jumbo’s Clown Room, but I have to pay the waitress $3 to convert a twenty-dollar bill into singles. It’s 2011 and no one has ever offered me a free decked-out sports car. Oh wait, so I have to go undefeated in the UFC, rack up a 9-0 MMA record and be the UFC heavyweight champion of the world? Damn, is there no videogame equivalent of these merits or do I really have to get punched in the face for five years just to get one? Alright Cain, you deserve this ride. In fact, you deserve a fleet of complimentary cars as long as you keep using your fists to render people unconscious. Now for all of you out there that want to be awarded a free 2011 Camaro SS, you can live vicariously through Cain Velasquez in this DGDGTV video.
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