If you want a true ‘gay maker,’ try being a Houston Rockets fan in the post-Olajuwon era. That’s coming from a guy that attends drag shows in Los Angeles just for fun. Nothing can make you more gay than rooting for a team that will not see a semi-final series for the next two decades. Houston is still a great place to reside. You guys have entertainers like Paul Wall and — Paul Wall. That’s all I can think of. Enjoy your mosquito-infested summers. Houston is a great place if you want to immediately contract malaria. Try it out, tickets to Houston are relatively cheap. While you’re on Priceline, I’ll just take a gander at this video of Urijah Faber giving Jim Norton something called the ‘Gay Maker.’ [Source]
