If you don’t understand Japanese, this Dream 14 promo may be slightly confusing to you. If you are fluent in Japanese, this Dream 14 promo will be incredibly confusing to you. Look, coherency has nothing to do with Japanese MMA. If, at any point in your life, you expect any Japanese promo video to make sense, then you’re just setting yourself up for failure. In Japan, the government gives you points for how many brain tumors you cause by making astronomically confusing media and expecting people to understand it. You can then redeem those points for a bottle of whatever this chick put in her hair.
Check out the second part of the official Dream 14 promo and remain in awe for the rest of the week. [Source]