Ross Pearson has enough ink on his arms to illustrate a small children’s coloring book. That’s all I have for you this morning. One single joke placed in the front of a brief article so that you won’t have to read the rest of the words. I would like to thank my parents for not drowning me in a bath tub when I was young. I would also like to thank my philosophy teacher at the University of Arizona for giving me an A in the class just because I asked. That really helped out my GPA that year. Last but not least, I would like to thank my Acer monitor for providing me with this Instagram video so I could see Ross Pearson use arcane magic and levitate his sparring partner with a well-placed head kick.
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