My mother wants me to marry Paris Hilton. It’s the first time in which we’ve both mutually agreed on where my life should lead to. Straight to another grainy sex tape featuring a Hollywood socialite. In Los Angeles, the term ‘socialite’ is just another way of saying ‘I’m unemployed’. However, when you’re a heiress to a billion dollar corporation, working is an alien concept. It’s like speaking Klingon in the United Nations. Paris Hilton doesn’t work, she trains MMA and she even has the videotape to prove it. This Paris Hilton and her videotapes… [Source]
