LayzieTheSavage eats like his life doesn’t depend on it. Nick Diaz and I have tried to get him to a low-carb, gluten-free diet but the allure of hamburgers is entirely too much for him. Last weekend at Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine, I chose to dive into LayzieTheSavage’s world of eating unhealthy by gobbling up ten Hooters wings at 1:30 am Sunday morning. It resulted in me praying to the porcelain god for nearly a half-hour the next day. I’ve never grappled with Layzie before, but judging from his claim that ‘he’s not going to get this’ when Nick Diaz has the ability to arm bar Galactus, then it’s pretty evident that LayzieTheSavage is living in a universe that stems from the illusion that he can actually grapple. Check out this clip of Nick Diaz manhandling Layzie, and then Ronda Rousey just using his body as a grappling dummy in this MiddleEasy/MMAHeat collaboration.