Yesterday I saw Ron Jeremy unsuccessfully try to cut in line at the West Hollywood DMV. In any other circumstance, that would be the most amazing thing at the DMV if it wasn’t for the fact that the West Hollywood DMV also sells nachos for $1.75. Full on nachos we’re talking about, you control the cheese and there’s a large vat of jalapenos available to every customer. A little bit of America died the day when the amount of nacho cheese was limited to the amount you would receive in a small plastic cup. No more. Thank God the DMV would be the organization to revolutionize the nacho cheese game, as it has been stagnate for some time now. In a sense, the DMV did to nacho cheese what Chael Sonnen did to performance enhancing drugs and according to Dana White, there’s a clear distinction from Sonnen’s use compared to Josh Barnett.
In this interview with Ariel Helwani, Dana explicitly states why Josh Barnett will never fight in the UFC. We also witness the first time in which Dana White doesn’t use ‘irrelevant’ and ‘Fedor’ in the same sentence. [Source]