The Bispings are the royal couple of MMA, solely because Michael Bisping is British and he was introduced by Bruce Buffer in their reception. There, we’re over it. Marriage is an antiquated institution that often results in divorce, however in the case of Bisping I hope he stays married until he stops breathing, or the world dies — whichever one comes first.
As far as marriage, let me tell you about that time when my ex wanted me to marry her in less than two years of knowing her. Actually, let me not tell you that story, since it involves one deluded and desperate individual, and myself, a guy that almost lowered myself to her emotional level.
Wow, look at that. This article got off to a pretty intense start. Well, let me end it with this video of Bruce Buffer introducing newlyweds Mr. and Mrs. Bisping.
