On the way home from a local Muay-Thai smoker, I saw a Pizza Hut sign that read “Any pizza $10” and immediately began over analyzing it. Does that mean plain cheeses are subsidizing the stuffed-crust pepperonis? Maybe the CIA wants to inject us with some form of experimental chemical and the only way to voluntarily induce it into the greater population would be within the allure of free toppings. After staring at the sign for 20 minutes, I got back on my bicycle and decided that a container of beef chow fun down the street wasn’t going to push any sort of political agenda on me and it’s subsequently the more appropriate choice of junk food. I’m not sure what all of this has to do with Tito Oritz and his neck surgery, but check out this video he posted of doctors fixing his neck with a hammer. [Source]
