If some publisher was inebriated enough to let me author ‘MiddleEasy’s Greatest Hits’, the first sentence would read: ‘Wanderlei Silva looks like Bram Stoker had a baby with Mary Shelly and then threw the infant in a minefield to be raised by explosions’. Maybe not so much after last year’s plastic surgery, but it’s still a novel concept. Shortly after the news broke that Wanderlei Silva was out of UFC 116 with a slew of injures, The Axe Murderer cut a video to personally explain to his fans why he could not compete. How can you not be completely in love with this guy? [Source]
