First Vitor speaks out on his distaste of pornography, then he viciously knocks out the physical embodiment of sex in human form in the first round. Damn. I guess no matter how sexy you are, Japanese MMA just doesn’t translate to the US cages. I told this to Zeus as he insisted to the rest of the MiddleEasy crew that betting on Sexyama was the best idea since our roadtrip to Tijuana, but he was wrong. He was dead wrong.
After a minute of feeling each other out looking for distance (including a snapping front kick thrown by Yoshihiro), Vitor says ‘screw it’ and decides to go all 1997 on Sexyama’s dome. Finishing the fight at 1:52 of round one.