This is what happens when you place a boxing ring inside a drained out pool in the middle of your local YMCA community center. Only in this particular environment of regional MMA performance art could you get a jaw dropping knockout like the one below. In what appears to be a pro fight where each fighter gets up to seven corner men to coach them up, the weirdest knockout of 2015 just occurred.
No shin guards, small five ounces gloves, and if fighters are making filibuster speeches at their opponents mid-fight there may not be any mouth pieces present. Inside a mixed martial arts fight is not the best place to work on your five minute “open mic” stand-up comedy routine. Even UFC middleweight Yoel Romero realizes that you have to incapacitate your opponent then start saying crazy shit.
For the dude in red glove tape, we all hope that whatever made you decide to yell and scream after eating a head kick plus punching combo it was worth it. Maybe next time just go ahead and post your slam poetry rough drafts on your Tumblr page.