Ah, the case of the missing scrotum has finally come to an end. I’m sure your lives will be enriched knowing that Tito Ortiz has finally put an end to the story of the missing scrotum that went awry in the gym one fine afternoon in Huntington Beach. No, it wasn’t hiding in your cup of Pinkberry nor was it stashed away in some vault at Bank of America. It was all an elaborate prank that perhaps went too far, and the consequences are irrevocable. Leave it to HDNet’s Inside MMA to put an end to this mystery, straight from the accused missing scrotee’s mouth. Grammar Nazi: ‘Scrotte is not a word’. Nonsense, tell that to Tito Ortiz — or just check out this video below and become enlightened. [Source]
