The last time I saw Tim Sylvia was at a post-fight press conference in Worchester, MA. He asked me to pass him a bottle of water and then pointed out my fly was down. Amazingly, he was the first person to notice my zipper was at half-staff the entire evening. Either the lighting at the DCU Center was dim, or Tim Sylvia has owl-like vision and extraordinary attention to detail. If Mariusz Pudzianowski understood English, he probably would have joined Roxanne Modafferi, Butterbean, and the rest of the room enjoying a laugh at my wardrobe-malfunction’s expense. Props to The Fight Nerd for the emotional support thereafter.
Tim Sylvia doesn’t understand why you people don’t like him. We don’t either. He also doesn’t understand why he’s not in the UFC, maintaining that he feels like he can beat 80% of the guys in the organization. When he’s not protecting the streets of Iowa with his part-time police gig, he’s cutting videos on YouTube pleading with fans to help get him back in the UFC. Queue the Batman themed music while The Underground comes to the rescue!