There will be no gummi bears for Chris Leben this weekend

Giant gummi bears invading the planet earth would probably be the best thing to ever happen to the human race. It would be like a giant evil gummi version of John Lennon’s Imagine. The world would be one, fighting for our lives against these delicious monstrosities. No more anger or hate, just pure dedication to killing giant gummies. Imagine that, it’s easy if you try.

Chris Leben would be part of our gummi killing posse, dude loves them, he loves them so much he partially blames his loss to Brian Stann on them.

“I didn’t eat sugar for like two months. Then after I made weight I went and bought gummy bears and chocolate and ice cream, and I ate that. My body hadn’t had sugar, so I was backstage puking, sh—ing and puking when I was on-deck for that fight. That’s not a lie; that’s the truth. And Brian Stann fought an amazing fight, but hindsight’s 20/20. No gummy bears for me this fight.”

Imagine all the gummi’s, dieing on that day. Imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to do. Only gummi’s to kill and die for, a gummi killing religion too. Imagine all the people, eating gummi corpses in peace. You, you may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday the gummi’s invade us, and the world will be as one.


Published on July 1, 2011 at 9:19 pm
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