You woke up early today planning to spend the last few hours before Christmas scrambling around malls and Walmarts trying to scoop up last minute gifts like the good little procrastinators you all are. At this point the store shelves are disheveled and good gifts are sparse. You’ll have to fight crowds of other rude and cranky procrastinators and dig through piles of the crappy gifts the stores always seem to bring out this time of year but no one really wants. Instead of dealing with all the hassle and ending up walking out of the store hanging your head in shame while carrying some sort of plug in coffee mug heater for the car or a neck massage pillow contraption-stay at home order your family some gift certificates to their favorite stores and give yourself a gift at the same time.
You can even start right now. Sit down on your couch, throw your feet up, power up your tablet and turn your TV to FUEL TV. Spend the next 24 hours or more enjoying a special gift from the UFC in the form of a more than 24 hours long holiday knockout marathon. You can give the gift of a happy holiday to yourself and your loved ones all from the comfort of your own couch. The UFC is so thoughtful bringing back the very first fight between Cain Velasquez and Junior Dos Santos, as well as some of the baddest fights of 2012-including Korean zombie vs Dustin Poirier, Rich Franklin vs Cung Le, and Henderson vs Diaz. The action has already started so get your butt over to your favorite spot on the couch and start watching. You won’t even have to endure the 24 hours of repeatedly watching Ralphie almost shoot his eye out on The Christmas story this year as this UFC holiday KO marathon will last all the way until 11pm EST Tuesday night. Merry Christmahanukwanza! Here’s a look at the complete schedule: