I recorded the entire UFC 114 press conference call that went down just hours ago, but I accidentally left the microphone on and recorded a conversation I had with a guy from France about the flaws of Scientology. Both conversations are simultaneously happening, so if you listen real close, you can hear a French guy talking about why Steve Nash would never join Scientology. It all stems from the both of us drunkenly visiting the Scientology headquarters in downtown Hollywood after going to Staples Center to watch Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals (it’s a hard life, let me tell you…) last night. After taking a 200 question personality exam, two scientologists tried to get us to drop $100 on an 18-hour weekend Scientology introduction course. When we tried to leave, they tried to get us to drop $20 for Dianetics, which is apparently like the bible of Scientology.
Don’t worry guys, Zeus is not becoming a scientologist anytime soon ever. We were drunk. Sometimes alcohol leads to Scientology. It’s the circle of life. Fortunately, Yahoo! managed to record a portion of today’s UFC 114 conference call without the incoherent scientology rant. You should listen to this version, not our L. Ron Hubbard remix.