My friend was eating something spicy and he told me they should invent ‘cold sauce’ to dumb down flavor. But see they already have it, it’s called ‘ketchup’. The reason why they don’t have spicy ketchup is because hot sauce already beat ketchup to it. I also want to say if cocaine was any other color, it would be called ‘Kool-Aid mix’. I had to get that out there. I’ve had a confrontation with both food items this week much like how this camera man confronted Takanori Gomi at UFC 108. Just like the bottle of ketchup and pack of Kool-Aid mix on my desk, Gomi awkwardly sat there in anticipation for that moment of his life to abruptly end. Check out another masterpiece from lookoutawhale.