Just as you expected, the Dream 12 promo video makes absolutely no friggin sense. It’s not because you don’t speak Japanese. The video really makes no friggin sense (trust us, we even asked a Japanese chick. A hot Japanese chick). This is just one promotional video for an MMA event entirely too rawesome to imagine in a long list of many (See Dream 9 and Dream 10 video for evidence) that make just about as much sense as a mosquito playing a banjo in the rain. As usual, the guys over at Dream tease us just enough to have us cleaning salivia off our desk but then confusion is thrown in there which will probably give all of us headaches later in the day from trying to figure out exactly what it all meant. [Source]