In any given fight, Takanori Gomi has the ability to do this to someone’s head. If first-round knockouts were unsuccessful feature-length movies created from videogames, Gomi would be the Uwe Boll of MMA. Granted, Rampage was about a guy that makes a full body suit of kevlar and just kills people for two hours which pretty much makes it the greatest movie ever made. It also makes it a biographical piece if Takanori Gomi made a suit of kevlar and visited Newark, New Jersey.
Takanori Gomi tweets in English, yet refuses to speak the language in his pre -fight interviews. He does, however, have a suave translator who even nails down the idioms used by Gomi. I only wonder if he can translate phrases like ‘[Expletive] your life’, ‘ZUFFA Zombies’, ‘Bozo MMA analysts’ and a variety of other terms that would somehow have [expletive] in them. Nevertheless, watch Takanori Gomi dress up like a homeless ninja and still be infinitely cooler than you in this MMAWeekly clip from the UFC 144 pre-fight press conference media scrum.
