I think a wise man once said ‘Never count your chickens before they hatch’. Guaranteed I saw that same ‘wise man’ on the sidewalk at Venice Beach selling bracelets made out of hemp. The saying probably goes something like ‘Never start urinating before you have your jeans unzipped.’ At least it should go something like that. Venice Beach in mid-May smells like it’s been marinating in urine for the better part of the year. If you can cure cancer by urinating in the middle of the street, Venice Beach is the most technologically-advanced medical laboratory in the world.
While UFC on FX: Belfort vs. Bisping is going down in São Paulo, Brazil, we sincerely believe the same urination rules apply to the country. We’re just making wild assumptions, of course. No one at MiddleEasy has actually been to Brazil. For all we know it’s just a figment of everyone’s collective imagination. The UFC claims there will be an event there this weekend, so we’ll have to take their word for it. While we’re at it, let’s take the word of UFC fighters as to who will win between Vitor Belfort and Michael Bisping. Props to SportsNet for the video.
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