Dogs are totally awesome, they truly are mans best friend. From the giant whiskey barrel under the neck dogs to seeing eye dogs, guard dogs, herders, bomb sniffers and on and on, dogs are probably the best creature to walk the planet earth. I personally own a Welsh Corgi named Eli. He is a herder, but I use him for exercise. Eli is the type of dog that likes to bite things and just kind of hold on and look at you, so I turned him into an all purpose cross training weight lifting system. I work my biceps doing curls as his jaws are clenched to a rope, little limbs dangling. I sit Indian style, turn around and really get a good burn going with my triceps as he drools on my neck. It’s a pretty sweet deal, and cheaper than a gym membership. If I had any brains I would develop some sort of workout program based around lifting apathetic dogs. After cost I would probably make at least $35. Maybe even $50.
Zuffa vet Steve Cantwell is a dog lover too, he owns a Rottweiler that walks around at 125 pounds, slightly smaller than a member of Team Alpha Male. Cantwell not only has high standards for his pups lovemaking partners, but he has taught his doggie friend one of the greatest skills anyone could ever teach a pooch. Read on:
“If I see an ugly dog,” “I won’t let my dog breed with her.”
“My dog fetches beers,” “I’ll be like, ‘Get me a beer.’ And no joke, my dog will get up, open the fridge door and get me a beer.”
There is no word if Cantwell’s dog has developed a opposable thumb.