The word of the day is albatross. It’s most likely pronounced exactly how you think it’s pronounced. There is also a family of large web-footed seabirds with that same name. Chances are they cannot pronounce the name of their own species. Big birds can’t talk, regardless of what Sesame Street has taught you for the better part of your childhood. That’s all garbage. I’ve never seen a vampire so obsessed with numbers. Dude would never survive in True Blood. The Count will forever be known as the ‘Rain Man’ of the vampire world. Life is pretty much over for him. He can’t get past his personal albatross, unlike Chuck Liddell who seemed to conquer his complex fear of…ordering meals at a drive-thru window.
Granted, this isn’t the actual Chuck Liddell. This is all an elaborate prank that someone played on society and fast-food restaurants across the world. We’re not sure if this is hilarious, so this is where your Inspector Gadget level investigation skills come into place. Check out the video below.