Pasta is an overrated dish. Listen, it’s not bad by any means but it should never be the focus of a meal. Sure it’s good but how creative can you get with it? Put some red sauce on there, maybe some sort of meat and… that’s about it. The best pasta in the world might be awe-inspiring but at the end of the day it’s still just pasta. Out of all all the Italian cuisine there is, why would you choose pasta? There’s chicken cutlets, beef cutlets, eggplant cutlets, basically any form of cutlet is superior to pasta. Even a Buick Cutlass is superior to pasta.
So that’s why this is all so puzzling. Why would Shannon Briggs eat Wlad’s pasta? Maybe he’s fallen on hard times. We all know the stories of former boxers being tight on cash. So maybe that’s why. Maybe Shannon Briggs was hungry and that’s why he ate Wlad’s pasta… or you know… he could just be a crazy person.