Good job Shane. That’ll teach that heavybag for talking smack. Inanimate objects always tend to act up, and if unchecked, they will eventually wreck your homes and raid your refrigerators at night. You can’t let that happen. No one should let that happen. Let these inanimate objects know who’s boss. Beat the hell out of everything in your apartment as soon as possible. Door frame looking at you funny when you walk through it? Drop kick it a few times, put the pain on it. Soccer kick your rug, catch your floor-standing lamp in a rear-naked choke. Basically, destroy every inanimate object you have, just like Shane Carwin in this video. [Source]
