If I ever see this guy on the street, I will never ask what time it is. Screw it, I wouldn’t even care. Time would have no meaning to me. In fact, I would do anything not to have a rolled-up magazine shoved up my butt multiple times. A rolled-up magazine isn’t a weapon. It’s apparently a poor-man’s anal probe. Keep your BJJ Renzo, the next time I get in an altercation at a 7-11…I’m grabbing the nearest issue of Home and Garden. Check out this video of a guy illustrating the ways to defend yourself when you’re sitting in a chair from people asking you what time it is. Props to Josh Crow for the tip.
