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Screw your MMA, get ready for the Forbidden Arts System

And all this time you were training Judo, Boxing, Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling and Muay-Thai like some sucker. Now you can become proficient in the Forbidden Arts System which includes Jeet Kune Do and other arts that were once legal, but now have been deemed ‘illegal’ by a guy in Northeast Indiana. With this system, you can practice such moves as blocking punches and beating up little kids in the face and throwing little kids on the floor and rapidly hitting them while they lay defenseless on the mat. The future is here, and it’s just a phone call away.

 

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