Ricky Lundell will teach you everything you need to know about absolutely nothing

Ricky Lundell reminds me of the dude that sits behind you at an MMA fight and attempts to break down the bout with overly-simplistic terms like ‘See, that’s a head choke!’ Yeah, a head choke. What the hell kind of other choke is there besides a ‘head choke.’ What part of the body can be choked? Your ankles? Yeah, Masakazu Imanari has made a career by ‘choking ankles.’ I can’t believe I just spelled Masakazu Imanari’s name right on the first try. I need to celebrate that somehow, most likely by playing Battlefield 3 until I get frustrated and throw the controller across the room in disgust. Here’s a note: If you can’t fly a helicopter in Battlefield 3, then get the [expletive] out the helicopter. There’s no need to take down all your passengers in your fiery effigy of clumsiness. Joe Lauzon knows what I’m talking about since he’s a well-known and avid gamer. The keyword here is ‘knowing what they’re talking about.’ Actually, that’s more of a ‘keyphrase.’ The point being, Ricky Lundell has no idea what he’s talking about, as evidenced by this video. [Source]

Published on November 3, 2011 at 5:22 pm
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