Ricky Lundell reminds me of the dude that sits behind you at an MMA fight and attempts to break down the bout with overly-simplistic terms like ‘See, that’s a head choke!’ Yeah, a head choke. What the hell kind of other choke is there besides a ‘head choke.’ What part of the body can be choked? Your ankles? Yeah, Masakazu Imanari has made a career by ‘choking ankles.’ I can’t believe I just spelled Masakazu Imanari’s name right on the first try. I need to celebrate that somehow, most likely by playing Battlefield 3 until I get frustrated and throw the controller across the room in disgust. Here’s a note: If you can’t fly a helicopter in Battlefield 3, then get the [expletive] out the helicopter. There’s no need to take down all your passengers in your fiery effigy of clumsiness. Joe Lauzon knows what I’m talking about since he’s a well-known and avid gamer. The keyword here is ‘knowing what they’re talking about.’ Actually, that’s more of a ‘keyphrase.’ The point being, Ricky Lundell has no idea what he’s talking about, as evidenced by this video. [Source]
