The war in Afghanistan can end by handing Paul Daley a one-way ticket to Kabul. I’m on the bandwagon. I officially believe you. You had me at ‘It’s over!’. Mike Goldberg had me at ‘It’s over’. You, Semtex, had me at the moment you KOd Martin Kampmann while he was still on his feet. Dude didn’t even have time to drop to the ground, you sort of juggled his body in the air like some elaborate Killer Instinct combo. Best of all, you did it in the same city that killed JFK. Screw them and their second gunman, you assassinated the hitman at UFC 103 and now you’ve replicated your feat at UFC 108.
I really like how this has turned into a personal letter to you Paul Daley. I will probably never meet you. Actually, there’s a good chance I might. I interviewed your boy Dan Hardy and he said Team Rough House was taking over. With your soul shattering knockout of Dustin Hazelett, I think you guys may be on to something. Congrats on your devastating knock out and please, don’t forget to write me back. Love your best friend, Zeus.