ONE FC wants you to get off your lazy glutes and get a job

 It’s Wednesday people, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got a profane word meaning fecal matter to do. So get up off the couch in your parents’ basement, stretch out your hamstrings and try to make something of yourself. You can stop filling out online Walmart applications and start creating your resume to submit to ONE FC. That’s right MMA heads, your dream job awaits you in the lovely land of Singapore and ONE FC wants you to come and get it. According to a September 11th announcement on the ONEFC website they are now hiring:

“ONE Fighting Championship, Asia’s largest and most prestigious MMA organization, is looking to hire another 150 full-time employees to add to its current team as soon as possible.  If you are a superstar with the highest standards of excellence and you have a desire to change the world, then we look forward to welcoming you onto the ONE FC team.”

“To apply, please submit your CV to [email protected]

That’s the chance of a lifetime for any MMA fiend and the only requirements are superstardom, high standards of excellence and a desire to change the world. That makes every one of you fine MiddleEasy readers eligible to work for ONE FC. I always knew you guys were destined for greatness. Now get to work on your resume and help ONE FC change the world and chip away at the 7% global unemployment rate.

Published on September 14, 2011 at 6:00 am
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