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Now that we know Anderson Silva is a mythical giant, everything makes sense

Now that we know Anderson Silva is a mythical giant, everything makes sense

Although it may seem extraordinary, we’re not stunned that Anderson Silva is a reported sixteen-foot-tall giant that weighs only 205 lbs. We just want to know what technology the UFC holds to bend time and space within the Octagon and make Anderson Silva appear to be a six-foot-tall middleweight that has the reach of a normal man? In fact, the government should be worried that ZUFFA has mastered the ability of spatial distortion before they did. That’s some scary stuff, folks. With this new technology Dana White is free to control the mind of everyone — let’s hope he doesn’t make us believe that James Toney has a realistic shot at defeating a UFC fighter…again. We already fell for that one — or perhaps we were manipulated by some of this secret ZUFFA technology. In any case, I’m happy that this MMA publication has reported the facts on this conspiracy. Props to Reddit for the find.

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