Minowaman is everything you ever wanted to be but were too afraid to rock red Speedos while doing so. If you’ve made it this far this week without stabbing someone with a number two pencil, then I have a little present for you. MiddleEasy.com, the only site that rewards you for not killing other fellow human beings. I wish I could give you guys something tangible that you can sit on top of your computer desk whenever you need a reminder to not murder someone. The best I can do is show you this video of Minowman teaching what appears to be a health class at a university in Japan. My god this Minowaman, dude is like the Buckaroo Banzai of — everything.