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MMA fighter Ray Elbe fractured his penis during sex. Yes, his penis

MMA fighter Ray Elbe fractured his penis during sex.  Yes, his penis

This article, regardless of what’s written in it, will probably have more hits than anything else we post this week.  Statistics have shown that MMA fans respond well to the word ‘Penis’ in an article.  Not sure what that says about the general public, but we’re cool with whatever you’re into.  Penis’ are cool; they’re a constant source of pain and pleasure for half the population on planet Earth.  Unfortunately for Ray Elbe, his penis is out of service for the foreseeable future.  This all happened during a freak sex accident with his girlfriend, and while it’s gruesome, it’s also relevant MMA news.  Luckily, Ray is in good spirits, despite fracturing his penis. If you’re willing to fork over some cash, you can even see Ray Elbe’s fractured penis. Here’s Ray describing his injury in detail – for the good of mankind’s collective manhood.

Penis penis.

Penis.

[Penis]

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