If you open up a bag of Black Forrest Gummy Worms, you will notice that each worm has a smile on their face. These worms grew up with the knowledge they were going to be stuffed in plastic bag and consumed at corner stores. People are going to sink their teeth in their little high fructose bodies and rip them to pieces in the name of a late night snack, and these worms are happy about it. I can only imagine that from birth, the greatest honor that could be awarded in their culture is to be digested amongst their fellow worm. The purpose of life can only be equated to the one true thing you want to achieve. If you’re reincarnated as a Gummy Worm, be the most edible piece of candy in the bag. If you’re an alcoholic, be the best alcoholic you can be. Live up to who you are is all life asks of us. That’s why while we don’t necessarily condone Matt Hughes hunting animals, we’re not mad at him. Although, I’m sure PETA will not like a recent picture Matt Hughes tweeted over the winter holidays.
If you don’t understand why people can’t go to a strictly vegetarian diet, then you’re not the only one. However, I have a feeling that Matt Hughes is not even going to try to educate you ‘PETA idiots.’ Oh, wow. Look at that. I must be psychic.
