This is going to be the funniest thing you will watch today. I will bet all the money I have in my left pocket that not only will you fall out of your chair in laughter, but you will look for the nearest thing to uncontrollably beat with your fist. In fact, this video may just be too hilarious to watch at work. You’ve been warned. The offer still stands. Everything in my left pocket if you don’t find this video of Matt Horwich talking about fighting a homeless dude over a cheeseburger hilarious. Actually, jokes on you. I’m not wearing any pants.
The first Matt Horwich interview of 2013 has surfaced compliments of Aaron Tru, and the multi-dimensional sabertooth river dolphin does not disappoint. Although the multiverse is generally beautiful (according to Horwich, of course) sometimes it gets a little dingy — and using physical force is acceptable if someone tries to snatch your fast food item.