Mariusz Pudzianowski second bout in KSW is finally set

If you look up in the night sky, you can still see Marcin Najman’s leg orbiting earth. You can tell your kids the story of how Mariusz Pudzianowski, The World’s Strongest Man, kicked Najman’s leg directly off his lower-torso at his MMA debut in KSW 12 last December. The leg rocketed directly out of the Torwar Hall in Poland and entered the earth’s atmosphere in under a minute. Pretty soon, astronomers will create a constellation based on Marcin Najman’s leg floating aimlessly around Earth and entire astrological cults will be based off of Pudzianowski’s handy work. Marcin Najman’s leg will be taught in Middle School science books and parents will be outraged that their kids are learning about some dude’s severed leg that has been mistaken for a celestial body. These parents will rally around the Middle School but will be ambushed by conservatives that think independent investigation is ‘aiding the terrorists’ and they will all be burned at the stake in an effigy of rawesomeness. God, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.

Konfrontacja Sztuk Walki (KSW) just held a live press conference and have announced that Mariusz Pudzianowski’s second fight in the promotion will be against Deep Megaton Champion, Yusuke Kawaguchi, who has exactly 12x more fights than The World’s Strongest Man. Since it’s impossible for Mariusz to cut any weight without removing a limb, he will be approximately 100lbs heavier than Kawaguchi. Tim Sylvia is still a lock for Mariusz in a fight that’s scheduled to go down April 25th which leaves Pudzianowski 12 days to fully recover and get ready for his KSW 13 fight against a dude that’s 11-1. Good luck Deep Megaton Champ. [Source]

Published on March 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm
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