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Lyoto Machida took this video of his superhuman-like balance just to rub it in your face

Lyoto Machida took this video of his superhuman-like balance just to rub it in your face

If I leave my computer on for a while, the fan sounds like it’s saying ‘Maaaaaaaaan‘ like it’s about to tell me something really cool. So I stand there a few minutes waiting in anticipation and nothing happens. My computer gives me positive alarms of false excitement — and I let it slide because it’s the only thing I know in the world that can play Elder Scrolls Online in full resolution. If I had a girlfriend and she greeted me everyday with a long ‘Maaaaaan‘ but did not provide any follow-up story and was also unable to play Elder Scrolls Online in any capacity, she would be out the door faster than my old girlfriend (stop reading MiddleEasy, Samantha).

All of this somehow has to do with Lyoto Machida balancing on two slackwires suspended from trees, but I just can’t imagine a segue to connect them together. You’re just going to have to trust me on this.

 

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