Even though Zombies are technically dead, their brains are still somewhat functional. Attacks to the heart and body are entirely meaningless in the post-apocalypse. The only way to kill the undead is with blunt force trauma to the skull. By that thought process, the power in Johny Hendricks left fist is all that’s necessary to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. He doesn’t need guns, swords, or any sort of special shelter. Give him a can of dip, a protein shake, and a pair of MMA gloves; you’ll be just as safe as riding shotgun with Woody Harrelson. You’ll probably spend the remainder of your life trying to figure out where Hendricks inherited this power. Scientists can only explain it vaguely with genetic research, but they’re currently far too busy trying to figure out Fedor from top to bottom, so you’ll just have to settle for this video highlighting Johny Hendricks’ last week in Montreal. As far as we know, only one man was harmed in the making of this video, but we’ve been told he’ll be medically cleared in about six weeks.
