Kyra Gracie is mine

Often times I sit at my desk and wonder when is Kyra Gracie going to fall in love with me, going to get naked, let me marry her, going to make out with Gina Carrano, get drunk one night and pass out in my bed, pose in Playboy, let me give her babies start her MMA career? Besides being probably the hottest thing to ever grace your monitor, Kyra Gracie is raw. I mean the type of raw that you only see once every few hundred years. Sort of like Haley’s Comet but with an amazing body.

She’s yet to start her professional MMA career but check out this chick’s record:

  • 3x World BJJ Champion (2004,2006,2008)
  • 5x Pan American BJJ Games Champion (2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2007)
  • 5x Brazilian BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004)
  • 5x New York State BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002)
  • 2x ADCC (Abu Dhabi Combat Club) Submission Wrestling World Champion (2005, 2007)
  • 1x Asiatic BJJ Champion (2006)
  • And she’s only 23! Her family is…well, look at her last name. She trains under the same family who invented a style of jujitsu. Her uncle is Ralph Gracie, Ryan Gracie oh and a dude named Renzo Gracie.

    Kyra Gracie, whenever you decide to start your MMA career give me the heads up so I can quit my job and be your groupie.

    Her official website is here, enjoy!

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