Kimbo Slice is like the Elton John of MMA. That’s probably the most incorrect statement you will read today. The site’s credibility instantly went ‘down the tubes’ and sporadically turned up in Gilbert Gottfried’s guest room. When things go ‘down the tubes’, occasionally it ends up in Gilbert Gottfried’s vicinity. It’s just a scientific fact. Other times, going ‘down the tubes’ means that it will randomly appear in 1988 alongside every other fad our civilization strives to forget. Don’t believe it? Go down the tubes and you’ll find a pair of neon biker shorts riding shotgun to a pair of suspenders with one strap unbuckled.
Check out this pictures Kimbo Slice twittered just after he finished dinner with Elton John. Dude is officially on the map.