Kimbo Slayer Petruzelli just signed a HUGE fight contract

You can’t blame Seth Petruzelli for the fact that he has a pink streak going down his hair, likes to wear pink speedos at the pool, loves getting behind of guys when they’re bent over, makes out with guys in a three-way kiss orgy, dresses in male dominatrix clothing, likes to dry hump guys in the missionary position, takes pictures in bathtubs naked, lets guys rest their head in his crotch and wears tight white shorts that leave nothing to the imagination. He beat Kimbo Slice. Let him do whatever he wants.

We’ve met Seth on two separate occasions in two different states and both times he’s had a drink in his hand and a really buff guy next to him (just look at the picture). We’re not sure what any of that means but we do know that the dude hasn’t lost a fight in two years and he’s still an unsigned prospect. Well, was an unsigned prospect.

Tonight, Seth Petruzelli announced on Twitter that he just got a ‘HUGE’ fight contract and he will announce it soon. He also owns a Smoothie King. Seriously.



Published on December 31, 2009 at 3:25 am
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